Unzipped Magazine: February 2009 may as well be called "The Masturbation Issue." As stated on the cover, Unzipped offers 21 fun new ways to choke the chicken, spank the monkey, charm the snake, tease the weasel, flog the bishop, bang the banjo, clean your rifle, tickle your pickle, jerk the gherkin, yank your crank, polish your sword, play an organ solo, climb mount baldy, massage your muscle, run it up the flagpole, make the bald man cry, pound your flounder, unclog your pipes, prime your pump, lube your tube and/or get a grip. Also in store is a hot collection of shots featuring cover-hunks (and real-life husbands) Aden and Jordan Jaric as well as other scorching hot, real-life porn couples.
