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Ever seen a set of really low hangers and felt jealous? Yeah, us too... Luckily we've got the perfect solution for those tight balls and you too can have that ball slapping sex you've always wanted. Not too heavy and not too light, if you've never experienced sex while wearing a ball stretcher, Fat Boy Ball Stretcher 2.0 is the perfect toy to test the waters. This flexible SilaSkin stretcher feels great against your skin and it also makes for an amazing solo experience. For this week only we're taking a whopping 40% off the original retail price! So grab onto those balls, slip this little guy on and get ready for some loud slapping noises.
ALL ALONE AND HORNY AS FUCK?more >>>
Sometimes all my cock needs is a slice of baloney slathered with mayo (no, I don't eat it afterwards) and other times, it demands the best and that best is a Fleshjack. And this clear one is great fun. Damn, I got a woodie just typing this. And this time lunch-meat won't do.
Another one of the "tease the fucking cum out of you" device, this new toy is tight , a little complicated and loads of fun. Warm it up and imagine fucking a tight ass. You'll have fun with this one.
I laughed when I first tested this unique approach to blowing a load but after a 40 minute session where this toy mercilessly teased my cock so when I finally came, I was exhausted. Use only when you have the time!
EXCUSE MY FRENCH, BUT I NEED TO GET FUCKED!more >>>
An oldie but goodie - Jeremy's 7 inch insertable cock is beautiful, although I don't get a chance to see it much.
My favorite! Black Duke punishes me to oblivion. I think my most intense ejaculations occur with Duke inside me. If you'd only come alive and clean my sheets.
After a round of this lube and Chad's supercock, I can run into the ocean and be quickly ready for another round of ass pounding.
JACK FREQUENTON'S TOP STROKERS RELEASED IN 2012more >>>
Is this the greatest stroker of the year? No. But combine its low price, soft rubbery material and its ribbed interior and you have a cum-exploding winner. You like to jerk off and are a skinflint, this is the toy for you.
A fun, portable masturbator that is easy to clean and does not set off any alarms at airport security (unlike my handcuffs and metal cock ring!)
A great Falcon stroker for under twenty bucks! A tight hole, a tight channel and a length of 4.5 inches (stretches) and when the beads rub against your shaft, there is nothing finer in the world.
RANDY SIEMPRE'S TOP 10 ANAL TOYS RELEASED IN 2012more >>>
My Toy of the Year! This is a richly veined 8" (and plenty thick) cock with great balls and a vibrating bullet near the head that will drive you into cum-spurting spasms!
A straight man's cock up my ass? Well, I've been there but not with Phil Varone's powerful pierced penis! Turn the vibrations to this thick piece of meat and you are in sex toy heaven.
For the anally inquisitive comes this great beginner's kit that includes a reliable douche and an ass-rattling ten function vibrating butt plug.
BASIC ANAL TRAININGmore >>>
What was Rascal thinking? This training set is bigger than most real cocks I've ever had up my ass! So, if you want to skip first grade, try this set.






































































