In preparation of this week's Toy of the Week Special, I looked up "Man's Favorite Pastime" in Google and surprisingly got "fishing" in the first result. Fuck, the only rod I've ever gripped was of the flesh variety. I then began to look further and shockingly did not find a single mention of what is obviously our favorite pastime: masturbation. I mean nothing against blow jobs and fucking, but for ease and quick pleasure, you can't beat a nice rub out. Hey, we'd be out of business (and forced to sell our sorry asses on the cold alleys of Philly) if you guys didn't like jerking off. And that brings us to this week's toy of the week: The Mood Thrill Stroker. Admittedly it is not a Fleshjack but it also doesn't cost anywhere near what the king of masturbators sells for. But if you are in a hurry and need to have a quick but pleasurable cum-erupting jack off, than this stroker has your name on it.
Made with some space-age super soft material, it offers three different internal nubs to tease your hard cock mercilessly. It also has an easy grip surface (needed when your hand is slippery with lube), and is open ended for easy cleaning. It is 4.5 inches long and has a width of 1.80 inches and circumference of 5.65 inches - and remember - it is very stretchable so it should fit just about any sized cock. And this amazing device is made in the good old USA. So you can jerk off knowing you're also a cum-spent patriot.