Review

This offering from straight/military trade seeker Dirk Yates lives up to its title from the get-go, as a squadron of young hotties do things few if any really pondered while scribing "don't ask don't tell."

After a few squeaky-clean shower solo minutes, another military lad stumbles in and takes an onscreen leak. What other liquids might pour forth from thy fleshy spout? A lengthy oral trade-off seems good as good a method as any to find out, although this sequence is marred by a third guy’s entry - newbie takes to the shower and lathers up, glaring Bel Ami-style into the camera and grinning while the other guys moan and groan loudly offscreen (and most likely off location to boot). Anal fucking and another guy in the shower are added as the chaos continues.

Eventually, all four shoot their one-gun salutes.

The next scene borders on cartoonish as a pair of camouflage-clad guys amble into a room, one guy all but mincing, the stereotype Nancy gay porn star attempting to pass for straight military/construction/cop/etc. Sure enough, pretty soon Nancy’s on her knees sucking Tino Lopez, the more convincing dude’s, modest, uncut member. Impressively, Nancy’s body hair appears untouched (although the entire video’s sound isn’t - overdubbing of moans and spitting sounds mar the proceedings), while his partner’s smooth as a summer cherry, evidenced when Nancy dives for a nibble o’ brown starfish. A big ol’ fuck for hairy Nancy finishes the scene.

The next scene sees a trio of guys (all of whom are blissfully "natural" looking, as in not gymbots or impeccably groomed WeHo porn drones) horning up over a skin rag. That rag is soon replaced by each other’s flesh, and a lucky fourth who walks in just as the testosterone hits the bell. Oral, anal, oral during anal, it’s all good for the military lads here! A final suck and fuck, super-shooter twosome involving uncut coverboy Dirdan completes this video’s mission.

 -- Flapjax