Review

It’s an object like this that makes me know I should have gone into a different occupation: experimental proctologist! “Doctor Darvis sounds good, doesn’t it?”

Now as warned on the package of this giant, ribbed, red rubber monster-dildo, this approximately 11 inch (9.25 insertable inches) twister "becomes slick when lubricated." DUH!!! So I dared my two male visitors to try this adventurous tool without any lubricant. I had no takers, so out came various lubes and jellies, and “The Doctor” got to work. (Yeah, I had thought about trying it out on myself, but with my sphincter begging for mercy, and my “patients” begging for attention, I moved toward BOY #1, spread-eagle on the massage/exam table). BOY #1 is relatively new to the world of dildo fun but once he realized that “the doctor knows best”, he relaxed, said a prayer, and I began inserting.

OK, now this is rather enjoyable for all concerned (Top or Bottom) as this huge red critter is ribbed in a swirl design so I was able to slowly twist this device about eight inches into my boy, saying "The best is yet to come." Once I had turned on the vibrator (no, the battery is not included in this package) with its multi-speed motor to suit varied desires, I also needed to turn up the background music to cover the shouts of “Holy Fuck” and “Are we done yet, Sir?” I turned the motor to full speed. I could tell that this Ass Twister was having success, just from the bulging, popping eyeballs of BOY #1 He plans to return for a continued experience, as I call them: some chills and thrills!

Now BOY #2 is a more advanced "student" of mine, a young man, anally obstreperous and pulsating with energy, and (I must admit) is way beyond any natural boundaries of anal adventures and addictions. But even he took a few extra deep breaths as Doctor Darvis penetrated his love canal with the last 3 inches of pure glowing red rubber. On went the tip-vibrator, and I could tell from this therapy session, BOY #2 was deeply in love with the Ass Twister.

The Ass Twister package informs one that this impressive object is waterproof. However let’s avoid using this in any planned video swimming pool sequence. You might get more than you bargained for!

For parties and orgies, get-togethers with friends around your sling or martini bar, the Rascal Ass Twister is clearly the star. And if one removes the battery at the base of this impressive dildo, one can easily place it at the top of a Christmas tree and hear your friends shout "hallelujah!" I give this butt-buster a full four-star rating.

 -- Dr. Gregory Darvis