Review

The PicoBang looks promising. The image on the screen offers an enticing anal toy - sleek, smallish, well-designed and it vibrates! But looks can be deceiving and the PicoBong Tano not only deceived me but frustrated me as well. First off is the size - unless you are a super-clenched virgin, this toy will be too small. But I am paid to try it out, so (at home) I lubed it and me up and inserted - the handle works great in solo endeavors (as was this one) but the actual toy plopped in way too easily - I hardly noticed! Now, I not some stretched out twink bottom whore (despite the graffiti on the office bathroom stalls), I’m actually not much of a bottom at all so I was surprised at the non-sensation. It was way too small to give me pain and even too small to pound my prostate. But that disappointment was nothing compared to the vibrating function. While it varies from mild to mini-pulsating, the button that both turns it on a changes the vibration settings is on the mini-shaft - not near the handle. The designer of this toy must have thought us gay boys are so professional when it comes to anal entry that we could, with the twitch of our sphincter muscles change the vibrating settings. Well, I tried and forget it! I needed to pull it out, hit the button to the highest setting and re-insert. I did enjoy the vibrations and did cum pretty strongly, but the size just made me wish for a full-sized porn cock or a prostate probe like Cheeky-Boy. You know, if I am going to stick something up my butt, I want to feel it! And sadly, PicoBong does not do the trick. Looks nice though.

 -- Marco Finocchio