Review

The Head Honcho delivers big time but there are some caveats to the pleasure it gives. Long a best selling toy on our straight website, I was curious why it was not marketed to gay men. I begged my boss to let me review the toy and see if we could add the HH to our site. Well, I can see why it is considered a "straight" toy – there is a caricature of female sexpert Sue Johanson on the cover box – hey, throw the box away and no more femme. But the real stumbling block is the shaft opening. Rather than a tight anus opening or a manly mouth, one must slip your precious gay penis through what looks to be a vagina or a woman's lips (I can't verify this since I've only had sex with men and the closest I've come to a kissing a (non-relative) woman's puckered mouth was at my 2003 high school prom and I was drunk and she was a fag hag – does that count?). I say fuck it – ignore the odd opening and enjoy the potential hours of masturbatory pleasures this toy has to offer.

Feeling like a gelatinous Slinky, this 5" toy has an amazing feel to the touch. I got excited just taking it out of the packaging and squeezing its shaft. I checked out some of my favorite porno flicks and pushed my bulbous head and lengthening shaft into the clear opening. The three suction cavities inside teased and man-handled my cock and the stretchy futuristic rubber allowed me to pull it completely over my dick. I can last quite awhile if I am not in a hurry, but those damned ridges caused me to shoot way before I wanted to – hey, that’s not a problem, it was a lip-drooling cum and since I had plenty of time before my roommate returned, I had sloppy seconds immediately. A definite recommendation for anyone's toy chest.

 -- Randy Siempre