Review

What can I say? When I opened the black cloth covering Dean Flynn's replica cock I became as excited as a kid on Christmas morning, for I was greeted with one of the most realistic, beautiful cocks I’ve ever seen (which is not saying much for all my ex’s). From its bright pink head, down to its thick, veiny shaft and ending with an impressive handful of balls, this was a cock I wanted to suck, jerk off and plunge into my twitching hole - all at the same time. Even the new cock smell was a turn on - chemical but in a sweet way. (Although some will claim you should air it out to dissipate the smell). A work of art; something Michelangelo would have crafted if he gave David a raging, porn star hard-on.

But it was not just the look that makes this TitanMen Tools dong a standout - it was also the feel. Like Mr. Whipple, I couldn’t stop squeezing its firm but still pliable shaft and head. I thought of lubing it up and giving both it and me a furious dual hand-job but thought no... this impressively thick 7½-inch Adonis needs to plug and pound my ass. With my copy of Slick Dogs and Dean's cock in hand and my hole slathered with water-based lube, I got to work. Its girth and pliability made me feel every inch of "him." Utilizing its suction cup base, I plopped it on the wall and continued, ending with the best ejaculation I've had in weeks.

There are a lot of dildos, probes and dongs on the market - some are great, others simply cheaply-made knockoffs - but the Dean Flynn Realistic Cock is really one of the best. (Also check out TitanMen's Marco Blaze Realistic Cock, François Sagat Realistic Cock and Tony Buff Realistic Cock - they are all made of the same amazing material but each one is sculpted from a fabulous cock.) Move over Dean... I've got my work cut out for me.

 -- Randy Siempre