Review

No names will be mentioned, but there's a similar product (without the phallic attachment) also out there, and to them all I can say is - eat your fucking heart out. This is a great waterplay tool and I love everything about it. The soft jelly dong is six and a half inches long, perforated and removable, connected to a non-tarnishing, nickel-free hose (forty-seven inches in length) that easily attaches to any shower. Suck it, roll it over your body, stick it up something... hell, you can even get the shampoo out of your eyes with this thing!

 -- Dirty Limey