Review

So far, in my short journey through the vast possibilities of masturbators, I have discovered that just about all masturbators – high priced and low – offer something that helps stimulate the cum-churning experience. Some are shaped like a mouth or anus; some are motorized; many feature complex often super-tight interiors aimed at milking the jizz out of you; and finally, some are super simple soft rubber-like sleeves where one just lubes up, sticks your cock in and pumps away. The latter category is where this Colt Hand Job Stoker falls. It is clear, about 5.5 inches long (don’t worry – it is super stretchy) and has in the interior, hundreds of little silicone tentacles. Now that I am becoming a veteran of these strokers, I wondered how this toy was different and hopefully better than others on the market.

Well, the results are in but they are mixed. I worked myself up to a healthy hard-on, lathered some lube on my dick and slipped on the Colt Hand Job Stroker. Right off the bat I had a problem – the hand I lathered my dick with is was the same one I was using to stroke and since the toy’s exterior is smooth and slippery, I found it impossible to get a strong rhythm going, so I cleaned it, used my other hand and started again. This time it was much better with the interior tentacles lightly teasing my shaft and beautifully tickling the edges of the crown of my dick. It stretches so one can play with having your cock head in or out of the sleeve. I came, helped immeasurably by the tentacles – I found it worked best as a cock head tickler, rather than a mouth or ass simulator.

That said, I’d rank it in the middle of strokers – it is handy, small, easy to clean, easy to hide (if mom still cleans your room) but it you want to have a masturbatory experience that makes you feel your are in a guy’s mouth or ass, I’d look for a higher end toy.

 -- Randy Siempre