Review

Sometimes when life throws you lemons it’s not always that easy to make the lemonade. I am talking about big cocks here, of course. Sure, you think you are a true bottom, that you love nothing better than the sensation of having a nice big cock shoved up your ass on a regular basis... and it’s ok when the guy you bring home is hung like an acorn – it just slides right in there doesn’t it? But what happens when you are confronted with the monsters of this world... those big, veiny beasts that look they could impale a man. It can be scary, right? Well, no more! Colt presents the Anal Trainer Kit for your ass pleasing pleasure... three butt plugs, each one a incrementally bigger, the Colt kit is here to help.

Help you prepare for any cock that might be coming your way in your future. Beginners can start at the smallest specimen, really just a tickle for one’s ass - but a nonetheless critical step in the development of any aspiring truly great bottom... intermediates can move straight to the mid-sized model, and those who just want to regulate their asses for the plethora or good sized cocks can move straight to the larger of these- it’s like choosing a yoga class really.

The design of the Anal Trainer Kit is not without its faults though. Personally, I would have preferred a design that was more akin to the actual contours of a cock. I have never seen a penis that is that pointy at the end; it was like trying to shove a witch’s hat up your ass... and nobody needs that. Not even during Halloween. But you can’t deny the Trainer Kit does what it says on the box. If it isn’t the greatest pleasure-inducing device that’s because it’s not trying to be. What it is trying to do is prepare your ass for the big bad world of wildly different cock sizes, and to that end it does indeed succeed. So if you are a bottom-virgin or just an experienced ass-poundee who just needs extra practice look no further.

 -- Mr. Banana