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Brent Everett Cock (Rascal)

Chi Chi LaRue's Collexxxion, Rascal Toys, Topco

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Synopsis

Lord knows you've been waiting for the Brent Everett Cock - only it's Chi Chi answering your prayers! Molded directly from Brent, it's 7.25 insertable inches (18.5 cm) and 2" (5 cm) diameter. Hand-painted SensaFirm, harness-compatible and with a suction cup base.

3 Reasons To buy this toy

He's one of gay porndom's most in-demand mega-models.
You may end up sleeping with it every night. (Confession: We do!)
You can scrub your laundry on his abs... and scrub your insides with this cock.

Review

Rascal may have its own "Weinergate" on its hands with the release of the Brent Everett SensaFirm Penis. The dong caused much excitement and conversation in the TLA offices as several young men who, without intimate knowledge of said cock, claimed it far too big and too fat to be the much-watched penis of porn star Brent Everett. Never has our hallowed offices ever witnessed so many gay men complaining that a dick was too big! Channel 1 and Rascal Toys stake their reputation on making exact replicas of their featured stars’ cocks - did they possibly plump up this baby to plump up sales? Well, you'll have to be the judge. (Meaning, buy this fucker, watch an Everett flick like the smash-hits F*ck U or Grand Slam: Little Big League IV, check out his appendage, and then compare.)

As official reviewer of the toy, I am staying out of this super-size controversy and focusing instead on the matter at hand. Well... it started with it being in my hand. Measuring over 7-inches in length and 2-inches in diameter, this baby looks like it can do some serious anal pleasure damage. Now, I've had quite a few star cocks up my ass (all for professional purposes only, mom) and have found that it's not so much about the size of the toy that matters, but in one's fantasy of it when plugging your or someone else's butt. And being a veteran viewer of Brent's film, I was really excited to actually hold his raging hard-on in my hands - artificially plumped up or not, it looked fantastic. And being made of SensaFirm, it felt almost realistic. The shaft was smooth to the touch but without a pulsating vein in sight. (Ummm, were the penis-painters at Rascal sleeping on the job?)

I have to say that it was an ass-ful – there was no way this cock was going to slip up my hole undetected. Even with plenty of lube, I felt every inch going in (which, come to think of it, is the point of the fucking thing). It is a man's cock; uptight boys with sphincter issues should stay clear. Final verdict: Impressive, but I have my doubts. I won't be convinced until Brent comes over (home or office is fine, Brent - you choose) and allows me to compare.

-- Randy Siempre

Customer Reviews

Too Big?

Hard Rider wrote on 06/15/2011:

No, just right. Falcon supersizes its stars (I have two versions of Jeremy Penn that are inches apart). I've never, uh, felt that Rascal toys does. But whatever.

This felt great. The curve in the dick makes a wicked stroke against the prostate, and, well, I guess you can take it from there.

The one drawback: the texture. Maybe the surface texture of Brent's cock is captured here, but what feels good on a flexible flesh can feel like sandpaper after too many strokes other places.