Review

Hey, really, what can you say that hasn't been said? For the most part, a lube is a lube, isn't it? As far as I can reckon, there are only a few factors you need to keep in mind when choosing a decent lube:

1. First and foremost, does it work? Does it, you know, lubricate you well enough?
2. Secondly, does it smell funny?
3. Third, is it sticky or gunky?

I'm glad to report that Boy Butter Clear H2O passed my admittedly vague tests with flying colors. It kept me slick and slippery without the need to reapply (granted, I tend to apply liberally from the get-go), it was entirely odorless, and it stayed unsticky the whole way through my whacking session. A good ten-second warm water washoff had it entirely removed from my cock and I couldn't have been happier.

Really, I can't complain. Solid lube, great price, small and discreet bottle. What's not to love?

 -- Maston Hammerman